So today Mummy decided she hates coffee shops! The big multi-chain type ones… It all started off well, mummy decided last night it was a good idea to stay up late watching tv when she knew the baby would be awake at 5. It seemed like a good idea at the time. So this morning…

Where the hell has my maternity leave gone?! I realised today that I’ve only got three months left. Why is it when you’re pregnant 9 months felt like a lifetime but once your baby is here it flies by?! My life has completely changed but I wouldn’t change it back for a second. (OK, maybe I…

ROUTINE… The one word I HATED when I became a first time mum! It’s the most stupid word ever! I remember being awake at 12.30pm, insisting the other half doesn’t make a bottle as our son had a ‘routine’ and wasn’t due a bottle until 2! I think I may have lost the plot!! That…

When I found out I was pregnant everyone had something to say about what to expect/what to enjoy or what was going to happen. Being a first time parent is scary enough and then BAM, everyone throws 200 different things at you to make you crap yourself even more! However my personal top 10 things…

Mummy has a night out tonight! I get to get all dressed up and escape the madhouse for several hours! CANNOT WAIT! Realistically though the following will happen… I’ll try on every item of clothing I own and decide I have absolutely nothing to wear as I haven’t lost the what I’m still pretending is…

Who else hates household chores! Yup, you avoid them all weekend, then karma happens Monday morning and you have loads to do! However, is it just me or does the other half make chores ten times worse?! 1. They NEVER put their dirty washing in the wash basket, you’ll find it next to the basket, right bloody…

So baby injections, was anyone else as absolutely bloody petrified as I was when your little one was due the first lot?! You get that letter a week before in the post, crap yourself as you know the other half is working and then sit there thinking, ‘no way in hell am I going on my own!’…